Dear Democratic Party:
Thank you for going all in on the Mueller report and then refusing to accept the results. Please keep sending subpoenas and contempt citations. I can hardly wait every day to hear Nadler, Schiff and Pelosi tell me about the upcoming “constitutional crisis.” A big thanks for making Tlaib, Omar and AOC the “poster girls” for the new face of the Democratic Party.
We appreciate your never-ending list of presidential candidates. Their socialist ideology is so far to the left it makes Nancy Pelosi seem nearly normal.
You see, as a Deplorable, I know you consider us intellectually inferior: however, we can read, we listen and we watch your incessant attacks on our president. Be assured, your antics will mobilize our vote in 2020.